Road Trip: Noto Peninsula
Tanks of gas: 2
Total cost of gas: ¥10,000 / $90Prefectures visited: 5; Gunma, Nagano, Niigata, Toyama, Ishikawa
Things packed into my tiny Mitsubishi Mirage hatchback: 2 non-Japanese-sized people (Enid and I), 2 bicycles, 2 sleeping bags, a tent, sleeping pads, camp stove, cookware, warm clothes, tons of snacks, and Jules (Enid's stuffed flamingo that has more personality and opinions than most presidential candidates)
Bags of chocolate covered raisins eaten: 5
Number of official female-only suicide cliffs: 1
Longest bench in the world seen: Yes
Amount of garbage on Japanese beaches: More than grains of sand
Staff members who thought I was crazy after I told them I went camping in freezing temperatures: All of them
A majority of the first day was spent navigating the monstrosity known only as the Japanese road network--a system where there are more traffic signals than street signs, and the label "developed country" seems ludicrous. It was surreal zooming through old Japanese villages along the coast, gawking at houses hundreds of years old, and zig-zagging around right-angled old women suffering from years of weeding the garden and not enough dairy. After hours of butt-numbing driving, we made it to the cape and our (closed) campsite. We quickly set up camp behind some rocks, high-tailed it to the local rotemburo (outdoor public bath), and ached our sore bones as we watched the shoreline fight the slow death of erosion. Before bed, we attempted to play a frigid game of Scrabble as spaghetti steamed its way to our mouths..jpg)




5 Comments:
I can see that Jules is wallowing in the freedom of being able to spout off without the fear of getting the tar beaten out of him by his friends. And by extension, Enid is also free to annoy the piss out of everyone in the vicinity by pulling some haggard slanty-eyed (not a racial slur. He really does have a slanty eye following a tragic silly putty/WD-40 accident) animal at every opportunity to let him wax poetic about flatulence. Enid prepare to receive the beating of a lifetime when you return. And for those readers who have never seen Jules, just know that upon first glimpse a woman once proclaimed in shock "quelle horreur!"
Robin Havelaar (Enid's sister)
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i don't get that one picture of yous. how does it work? did you clone yourself? what's the deal with the backgrounds? are you some sort of artist now? i want to be outdoorsey when i read your posts. and dammit, i would be if there wasn't so much fucking snow and so few boots.
that first picture is amazing... I'm jealous of your car-having road-tripping capabilities (but not enough so to get a license or a car)
where are you off to for Golden Week?
Evolution Picture: "boner worthy"
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