Schadenfreude: Part Deux
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Lame Battle Scar
A Saturday night festival with Pilsner Urquell
Shipped straight from Czecho...I must've had twelve
I milled and chatted, then walked and fell
It rang in pain, like a dying bell
It being my bow that's shaped like an "L"
I talked to the doctor while it kinda swelled
He said "you'll be fine. It's just for a spell"
I smiled and chuckled, but wanted to yell
For x-ray or not, I can just tell
It is faux pas to sport a cast tattooed "Get Well!"
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Lame Battle Scar
A Saturday night festival with Pilsner Urquell
Shipped straight from Czecho...I must've had twelve
I milled and chatted, then walked and fell
It rang in pain, like a dying bell
It being my bow that's shaped like an "L"
I talked to the doctor while it kinda swelled
He said "you'll be fine. It's just for a spell"
I smiled and chuckled, but wanted to yell
For x-ray or not, I can just tell
It is faux pas to sport a cast tattooed "Get Well!"
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6 Comments:
remember when i busted my elbow balancing coffee while riding a bike? now that was lame.
remember you offering me carmel roll? thanks a lot isaac. thank you.
ha.
me
oh, injuries and sickness in foreign countries. "just take some pepto bismol and get over here!" -- name that movie for 5 bonus points.
you have 24 hours to do so, or else...
xo,
c
the fuck. you better put up Molly's monologues as soon as possible.
It's so hard being so old. I don't understand what you broke or injured ... just tell me in plain English on my blog... ok? I hope you will soon be "fit as a fiddle and ready for love."... or something. Heal up fast.
did you finally go to the doctor?
Isaac: I'm sorry I sat on your glasses, made you swim in a cold river, accused you of voting for Bush, and laughed my face off when you fell down. Heal quickly, wrist of Isaac's!
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